December252016

asknewt:

Newt Scamander: Every Zoo is a petting zoo if you try hard enough.

Everyone else: NO.

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4PM

viridian-sun:

bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

You can’t stop me

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December242016
5AM

olofahere:

durnesque-esque:

weresehlat:

rootingformephistopheles:

micdotcom:

What goes around comes around, Texas (x)

P.S. If you’d also like to do this, it’s perfectly legal, as long as the biological material is ‘reasonably expected’ to be free of pathogens (i.e. you aren’t going to mail some guy infected blood with the intention of also infecting him) and you package it correctly!

Some guidelines for doing so are here here and here

This is the single most chaotic good thing I can think of oh my god

Women have been mailing their used tampons with a similar argument and letter.

Reblogging for the tampons/pads.

(Source: facebook.com, via lattefics)

4AM

yabootystankdelicious:

Gorgeous drawings representing Women and their accomplishments in Science, by Rachel Ignotofksy - a fantastic illustrator and graphic designer. Etsy shop where she sells her prints here!

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December232016

redporkpadthai:

tresa-cho:

akielosrises:

captain-snark:

procrastinationinsteadofgrading:

Millennials: **dont have money to spend on even the bare essentials, much less extra commodities**

Capitalist Giant: “they must just be too stupid to know that fabric softener softens fabrics.”

my clothes aren’t even nice enough to bother separating from one dense mass of ‘yup this can be one load’

Yes, “fabric softener” was always just such a cryptic name…

man im lucky if i get dryer sheets to stop electrocuting myself in the winter

Not to mention fabric softener tends to gunk up your machines and can lead to much costlier repairs.

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8PM

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7PM

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7PM

Rick and Morty, from someone who's never seen it

  • Rick: w-we uh, morty ya gott--morty ya gotta fuck a car morty, morty oh my god morty morty morty
  • Morty: aww GEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeEEEeEEEEEeeeez rick
December92016

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November102016

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

I do take some small, cold, bitter satisfaction in one thing, and that’s the fact that Trump is going to be absolutely fucking miserable for the next four years. 

He’s an entertainer and an attention whore, not a public servant. He wants to be on TV and in front of crowds, not actually working a difficult, grueling, stressful job he can’t opt out of. He’s going to have to sit through SO many meetings, be forced to read SO many briefings, get shoehorned into serious business all day every day, without crowds to perform for, and he’s going to hate Every. Single. Minute. 

And then, when he doesn’t deliver on his promises, when he doesn’t build the wall or create jobs or make people rich, when it becomes clear how incompetent and buffoonish he is, the country and all his supporters will turn on him. They’re gonna start blaming him for everything, and those crowds that cheered for him are going to start booing. He’ll be humiliated at every turn, and leave office with the lowest approval rating ever, and he’ll be universally despised. 

Because if he’d lost to Hillary, he would have played the martyr forever, called everything rigged, and had a cushy gig on Fox News complaining every day about how he would have done it better. But now he’s going to have to actually WORK, he’s going to be forced to deal with RESPONSIBILITIES, while surrounded by people who hate him and don’t respect him, people vastly more intelligent and competent than him, and he will be exposed as a loser. And then, we’ll fire him. He’ll go down as the worst president in history. And he’ll have no one to blame but himself. 

I know this isn’t much against the fear of what’s going to happen, but friends, hear me. We are going to make Donald Trump’s life a living nightmare, and I for one take immense pleasure from that. 

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November92016
12AM

mylordshesacactus:

everyone staring at the election maps right now:

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12AM

acephan:

reblog if this election is making u feel physically sick

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November72016

faun-songs:

dreamcatchersdaughter:

everyworldneedslove:

unclesteeb:

pastelfalcon:

tonyefuckingstark:

#Sam Wilson: Sassy Bitch Graduate 2k14

I always kinda fixate on how Sam’s gaze lingers condescendingly on Steve after he delivers this line, and it’s produced this headcanon where after the VA scene, Sam and Steve go out on a date and hit it off really well and go back to Sam’s place and bang, but Steve wakes up while Sam is still making breakfast and is like “I’m sorry to do this, but I have to go” and is apologetic and cringe-y and Sam kinda watches him dubiously with his spatula in hand but is like “alright, man, see you around.” Whether Steve left because he got cold feet or a mission kinda varies in my head. But it makes Sam’s “if u EAT breakfast u fuckin shit” face in this scene (and the startled but slightly reserved way he initially answers the door) funnier to me.

Like I have not been able to stop thinking about this????

It… also kinda explains Steve’s little “okay I deserved that” head bob?

@bloody-bee-tea

drag him

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